LOOK I ain’t gonna try to defend myself when I say that a girl has my heart if she loves Anne Carson and Sappho THE END

Queen - Perfume Genius

Me: ‘Haha yeah I can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours! Time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning, and also I’m dead inside.’

Arthur Siegel - From the series In Search of Myself (1949)

When you realize that you’ve spent several hours preparing the wrong readings for class: